Novo: My Adidas has been Stolen

Novo

Sunday, October 28, 2007

My Adidas has been Stolen

Goodbye dear Adidas.

I will miss You.

I will miss Your gentle squeaks.

The comfort You provided my sometimes aching feet.

Your three white stripes.

The fact that You were brilliantly new and refreshing.

May You fail Your new owner's foot.

May He (She) slip and fall.

And Curse the day He proferred You off my shoe rack.

May He have foot sores and Hongkong feet from wearing You.

And may He lose $84 worth of something from a thief just like Him.

Adieu dear Adidas.

posted by Ben Tan @ 11:07 PM

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